The last one of the 5 was my absolute favorite. It’s a photograph of my father in college.

Hey Barbara. I faved your tweet. #NoJoke #irony

Kj, editing her thesis

Me, editing my thesis

Me: Hey Kj. Describe your thesis in brief.

Kj: I might have to revise it once I say it. Ok: Using Christianity’s responses to the Twilight phenomenon to critique evangelical theology of gender and sexuality.

My thesis is on the same thing, except Bill Murray rolling his eyes.

Snapshots of Proofs of Existence I

Jeff makes his entrance.

Eva Ellingsworth
Seattle, WA

Agreed.

And bags of tortillas that don’t have 500 tortillas per bag. 10 is plenty.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper on a course over there in the Himalayas.

A looper?

A Looper. You know, caddy, looper, jock. So I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. The 12th son of the Lama.  The flowing robes. The Grace. Bald. Striking. So I’m on the 1st tee with him and I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama..long..into a 10,000 foot crevasse right at the base of this glacier. You know what the Lama says?

No.

Gunga galoonga. Gunga la…gunga la gunga. So we finish 18, and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that going for me, which is nice.

My parents live in Zulu, Indiana, where the bandwidth isn’t cheap. They recently upgraded their satellite internet package (they have to pay by the megabyte), which permits us to Skype and do other futuristic things, like fax. Just kidding about the Skype. Just kidding about the just kidding about the Skype.

After living in Seattle for 3 years I was finally able to give them a tour of my home, including the shower head in my shower which is at a convenient microphone height of 5′8″.

Comedy.

Also, dad and I have identical pairs of glasses. He copied me. Uncomedy, dad.

Jeremy, there are plenty of ways to hit on me, most of them I’m quite open to, but Windows Live Messenger is not one of them.

Call me. Wink.