we’re throwing a party and you’re not invited

December 3rd, 2006

hello friends.

(”hello joshua.”)

i thoroughly enjoy christmas. two of many reasons are eh.) at christmas time you need only the excuse of it’s christmas! to get together for a feast/party and bee.) i get to drink eggnog. actually, i drink eggnog all year ’round because it’s stinking christmas in a cup, it’s just that at christmas time people don’t look at me the same way as they do in july when i’m partaking in a nice glass of chilled goodness.

this particular year christmas eve happens to fall on a sunday. we had a staff meeting at my local church gathering where i work to decide what we are going to do this year. staff meetings are fun because we discuss various topics and ideas concerning church function and gatherings. i sit in the room quietly most of the time because typically my ideas are ridiculous. in general. for instance, this party i’m about to explain to you, when we were first discussing it we were trying to come up with a name. i suggested Hooray for Christmas! And Other Festivities That We Shall All Partake In With Joy In Our Hearts And Eggnog In Our Stomachs.

blank stares around the room.

grown ups. whatever. i’m used to it by now.

back to the topic at hand. as i said, christmas eve is on a sunday, so we were discussing whether or not we were going to have a christmas eve service and what it might look like. we decided that yes, we would do something extra for christmas eve. it was suggested that we do a typical service with music and a message and such, and that seemed well and fine, but there seemed to be something more that we had to do. admittedly, we are decent at programs. we knew we could plan out a very decent christmas eve service and have people invite all of their friends who aren’t followers of Jesus and it would be fine and dandy. no feathers ruffled. hour and fifteen minutes. done. success! we did it!

but can’t there be more?

there’s this text that’s always fascinated me in luke. Jesus said when you throw a party (and we all know that Jesus knew how to throw a good party. water into wine? very swank Jesus. very swank…) not to invite your friends, your brothers or relatives, or your rich neighbors, but rather to invite those who may be down and out on their luck. invite those who might be grateful for a meal at a party. invite those who might not be able to pay you back in any way at all. Jesus said to invite both those who might be in financial need and also those with physical needs.

you know who practically fulfills this passage really well? not us. that’s who.

so we’re doing it, and you’re not invited.

on the 23rd of december (eve squared, because saturday worked better for numerous reasons) we, along with another church gathering called the crossing that meets in our building on saturday nights, are throwing a huge party at grace gathering. my friend brad made neat flyers which we’ve passed out to local communities around our area to people who might not typically get to have a huge party at christmas. we’ve sent out flyers to goverment agencies, soup kitchens, assisted living communities, and other various places that we think would appreciate a feast. we’ve asked our family at grace to pitch in by providing tons of glorious food, set up, tear down, clean up, music (3 bands throughout the night), bonfires, and plenty of eggnog so that this will be a $0 cost to the attendees.

and there’s no agenda.

we’re not having a message from the stage. we’re not handing out tracks. we’re not singing worship songs. we’re not presenting the gospel (at least not in the way that it’s typically defined). we’re simply throwing a party. maybe you could say that the agenda is love. yes.

like i said, you’re not invited….

unless you want to come help.

if you’re reading this from your own personal computer in your home or at a coffee shop where you bought your triple decaf soy no whip grande venti supersize me latte with sprinkles, then chances are that you’re not the person that we’re throwing this party for, in general. this party isn’t specifically for our local family to invite their “unsaved” friends to either, but rather it’s for our family to invite their friends that they think might be struggling a bit this holiday season and might appreciate a good, free meal. it’s for the communities i’ve described above. we think that this is what Jesus might want for His birthday. we think He’d be thrilled with a huge party.

we could be wrong, but we think we’re right. booya.

if you happen to be in the midwest general area (indiana, ohio, illinois, michigan, kentucky, canada, france. wherever), then you are welcome to come and volunteer your time/food/juggling abilities/eggnog. we would love to have you. i can even arrange for you a place to stay with a family in our gathering. it would be splendid. but like i said, if you want to come, then we’d like you to volunteer in one of a few possible areas. email me (thelongbrake@gmail.com) if you are interested. it will be fun. promise.

*disclaimer: please don’t get me wrong if you think i’m saying that a traditional christmas eve service is wrong in any way. it is not. it is good. i’m just saying that it’s not what we’re doing. if you’re upset or disappointed that we aren’t having a traditional service then i would be more than happy to draw you a map to various other gatherings who are having a service that sunday evening (as far as i know). i would even go with you, since i appreciate them as well.

in fact, here you go:
(click to biggify)

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24 Responses to “we’re throwing a party and you’re not invited”

  1. Dan Simmons @ December 3rd, 2006 at 9:26 pm:

    real chill man, real chill.

    and wonderful map. ever thought of illustrating for google maps? oh, i hear mapquest i hiring.

  2. *thelongbrake @ December 3rd, 2006 at 10:15 pm:

    mapquest always gets me more lost, thus nullifying its use.

    i prefer…an atlas. and a compass. and a honda.

  3. Dan Simmons @ December 3rd, 2006 at 10:38 pm:

    oh and whats up with the placement of the party hats? is that a new midwest thing?

    also can’t help but notice my Avant Guard beauty behind your artistic map

  4. *thelongbrake @ December 3rd, 2006 at 11:13 pm:

    party hats are the new pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.

  5. Anna @ December 3rd, 2006 at 11:14 pm:

    what happened to

    KENTUCKY

    maybe i will try to make it. you are my friend.

  6. Anna @ December 3rd, 2006 at 11:15 pm:

    new photo…

    it might make you feel warm and fuzzy

  7. *thelongbrake @ December 3rd, 2006 at 11:21 pm:

    i added kentuck. sorry. you’re so far down there that i forget you exist sometimes. you’re kind of like the south pole in that way.

  8. Anna @ December 3rd, 2006 at 11:28 pm:

    I was thinking more on the map, but that works too.

    and “i forget you exist sometimes” ouch.

  9. Rachel @ December 4th, 2006 at 2:04 am:

    So…seeing as I am originally from Michigan and all…I would be right about at the joint where your pinky meets the rest of the hand. Right on the Lake. (Best seen if you look at it from the palm of your hand.)

    As we discussed earlier…this concept is so incredible and I can’t wait to hear the recap. Sorry I can’t make it. I’ll be drinking eggnog and listening to Nat King Cole on our old school vinyl record player. :)

    Merry Christmas, Josh.
    *rach

  10. Dana @ December 4th, 2006 at 7:35 am:

    Surely you’ve had formal training in cartography? I like the idea of adding commentary to our maps. Maybe Rand McNally would be open to that.

  11. sara @ December 4th, 2006 at 11:54 am:

    Loves it!! Can’t wait for a full report :)

  12. Alex @ December 5th, 2006 at 3:58 pm:

    Just out of curiousity…what is Chipotle?? :\

  13. bencooper @ December 6th, 2006 at 12:53 pm:

    i hope i am more than a number, because it just told me that i was visitor #66666.

  14. Nate Hughes @ December 6th, 2006 at 3:54 pm:

    dude, great idea. i like egg nog too. one time (actually twice), we had an egg nog bong at youth group and students could challenge me to see who could drink more. I never lost. but, i did kinda lose the time i drank over 50 oz in 5 seconds stood up, celebrated my victory, walk off stage, walked to the bathroom, and “re-tasted” the egg nog. suprisingly, when it only in your stomach for a minute it tastes just as good coming out. yum.

  15. Alicia B @ December 7th, 2006 at 7:00 am:

    Southern Comfort Eggnog reigns supreme. try and be converted.

  16. *thelongbrake @ December 7th, 2006 at 12:51 pm:

    i do love southern comfort eggnog. i’ve been trying a new pint every week for the past 3 weeks.

  17. johne nomad @ December 7th, 2006 at 9:45 pm:

    EXCELLENT. I’d be there to help serve if I could!! I assume you’re pasting the invites up all over at the apt’s where most of the refugees & immigrants are living?

  18. *thelongbrake @ December 7th, 2006 at 10:13 pm:

    we’ve actually target mainly new haven communities, since there are about 500,000 local gatherings in fort wayne and about 6 in new haven. maybe that’s presumptuous, but we targeted enough communities to max our our facility and then some.

    wish you could be here as well friend.

  19. kendra @ December 8th, 2006 at 1:28 am:

    oh josh. you have seriously misplaced taco bell on your map. i’m disappointed. you of all people should be up on your taco bell geography…

  20. *thelongbrake @ December 8th, 2006 at 6:59 am:

    blast. you’re right. i totally put it too far north and on the wrong side of the road.

    i hang my head in shame.

  21. Wanabe Tortured Artist @ December 10th, 2006 at 10:17 pm:

    does your baby blue shirt say Cambell Insurance?

  22. *thelongbrake @ December 10th, 2006 at 10:23 pm:

    yes it does. i got it at a thrift store. i believe it’s some sort of softball t-shirt because the name ‘matthew’ is on the back with the number 12.

  23. love in the key of longbrake » a new beginning and a few things of note @ December 21st, 2006 at 12:12 am:

    [...] lastly, our big party that you’re not invited to is this coming saturday. our gathering has invited 1200 families from the lowest income areas in our city to join us for a feast. i think we’re way in over our heads. it’s going to be amazing. i’ll be sure to post photographs from the festival. go here to read about it. there’s still time if you’d like to come help and join us for the extravaganza. [...]

  24. Best regards @ June 1st, 2007 at 7:56 am:

    hello !